Before attending a Polynesian party weather it be; a wedding, Christmas party, church luncheon, birthday party, wake or christening, it is important to note that Kentucky Fried Chicken or fried chicken is considered one of the primary food groups and will be served at every occasion. These holy grail of drumsticks are as important to Polynesians as what coffee is to white people. If you want to impress a Polynesian and do not want to be the butt of all jokes for the evening, then bring a bucket a KFC to any gathering and be assured that you will be invited to probably every poly party thereafter and you will now be allocated with the traditional title of "KFC" buyer. However this title could send you broke depending if the party is for family, it could extend to a dozen or so people or if could mean the f.a.m.i.l.y, this entails the extended family and could include a head count of around one to five hundred people. Also mentioning the calorie content of fried chicken to polynesians will only get you into more trouble. To polynesians, meat is good, and white meat is healthy regardless of how it's cooked or fried. If you want to impress ploynesians, then discuss how the salad served next to the fried chicken makes the whole dish (including the four pieces of friend chicken) very healthy.
